Welp, Benedict Cumberbatch just broke the internet with his ‘Sherlock Holmes’ sex.

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Welp, Benedict Cumberbatch just broke the internet with his Sherlock Holmes sex. | Dearest Geeks of EarthSherlock Holmes’ lovemaking abilities would be anything but elementary.

Benedict Cumberbatch knows.

An Elle UK interviewer unwisely suggested that Cumberbatch’s deerstalker-wearing Sherlockian sociopath would be a “terrible shag.”

Cumberbatch tutted her misled stereotypes, and then gave a very detailed description of just how his character would get busy, going into lingering detail about the violin and manual dexterity.

“…I would be devastating. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.”

“And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn’t even have to enter…”

“But when I did it would be explosive.”


Someone get all the ice.


Photo credits: PBS, Giphy

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